Fresh Dozen Superlative Nominees

• 1. Worst Team

  a. Colorado
  b. Bears

• 2. Best Team Name

  a. D-Town Goblins
  b. Team Gus Edwards

• 3. Best Model

  a. Jmo’s Thursday Night Football First TD
  b. My new one

• 4. Tallest guy in the league

  a. Grant
  b. Owen
  c. Brennan
  d. Sam
  e. Zelm
  f. Nate
  g. Schneider on a really really good day

• 5. Business Idea of the Year

  a. Mine: Movie Theaters become hybrid chair store by selling their seats

• 6. Bust of the Year

  a. Too early to tell

• 7. Show that I’m least likely to watch but will see 100 commercials for during a game

  a. Krapopolis
  b. The Masked Singer
  c. Celebrity Name That Tune
  d. NCIS
  e. Ghosts
  f. Young Sheldon

• 8. Worst fantasy team name that a Bleacher Report follower would probably find really funny

  a. Dakin’ Off
  b. The Jimmy G Spot
  c. Tua Girls, One Kupp
  d. Jack Me Goff
  e. Fournettecators
  f. BJ Moore
  g. Big Dak Energy

• 9. Self-Diagnosis of the Year (specific to me)

  a. Sprained right index finger
  b. Cartilage loss in left knee
  c. Tight plantar facia
  d. Magnesium deficiency

• 10. The Meanest Spread (Spread that a fan or player might see and feel bad about themselves but Vegas was actually just trying to be mean)

  a. Iowa +10 vs Wisconsin

• 11. Least Favorite Media Trends

  a. Taylor Swift going to football games.
  b. Deion Sanders taking things personally.
  c. Shadeur Sanders showing his expensive after barely beating really bad teams.
  d. The Roman Empire that lasted for a week
  e. Kevin James meme

• 12. Team of the Year

  a. Lions (Super Bowl Champs)
  b. Cardinals (For their effort)
  c. Penn State (Iowa’s only loss and likely CFB Champ according to my model(Model of the Year Nominee))